User Profile

Just the random ramblings of a nerdy shut-in. Bleargh. :P

I like computers, playing computer/video games (NINTENDOH RAWKZ, MARIO 4 EVAR), listening to other people talk and making weird comments at random intervals, alone time, funny voices, thinking up stories, watching videos on my computer, listening to music (rock, a little rap, a few classical pieces and techno) and other not very interesting things.

I don't have any of those cool HTML picture bars that people have... Bet I could try my hand at making one myself, but I'm too lazy/artistically challenged. They look neat though. Here's some quotes instead.

"We're setting the fires to light the way,
We're burning it all to begin again,
With hope in our hearts and bricks in our hands,
We sing for change."
-Rise Against

"Like Chuck E Cheese on CRACK YO."
-Me, talking about Laser Quest with Michelle O (why do I keep spelling laser with a 'z'?)
"God is gonna get sick of me and the accident that takes the beat from my heart will look like it was my fault."
-Aberdeen City, "God is Gonna Get sick of Me"

"I am complete, invincible
If I have one set principle
Then it's to stand on you, brother."
-Franz Ferdinand, "This Boy"

"I can't do anything right.
Everything I touch turns to wood.
Except the things I need to turn to wood...
I use pills for that.
And it makes my eyes bleed,
So my life is a failure,
My life is a failure,
My life is a failure,
My life...
Is a failure
My hair is a failure...
This journey is a failure...
FAILURE"
-Gerald, "Perfect Hair Forever"

"2 minds, 2 personalites, 1 me."-Shrek 3 special features.

"Meatwad: Guess who's baaaack? Come out everybody, group hug!
*Silence*
Meatwad: Boxy? What's wrong?
Boxy Brown: Don't you EVER leave me with that fool again, I'll slit ya up da middle!
Meatwad: Okay, Boxy...
Boxy Brown: Okay, nothing! Mother****er did not FEED US!
Meatwad: I-I-I will, I will know better next time...
Boxy Brown: HE PEED ON ME B***H!!
Meatwad: Frylock, get him off of me, please!"
-ATHF, Episode "Carl"

"Well, treat me like disease
Like the rats and the fleas
Bang your head like a gong
Because you call it all wrong
Move your tongue
Clang, clang!
Clang, clang!
Clang, clang!
Clang, claaaaaaaang!"
Modest Mouse,"March Into The Sea"

"Some day you will die,
And somehow something's going to steal your carbon."
Modest Mouse, "Parting of the Sensory"

"D V N O,
Four capital letters,
Printed in gold,
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more,
while they're shaking their belt,
No need to ask my name,
to figure out how cool I am."
Justice, "DVNO"

"I learned a while back that if I don't text 911, people will not return my calls. But now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened." Michael Scott, "The Office"

"Look, it's not my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why." -Rusty Ryan, "Ocean's 12"

"When people are at war or when their houses burn down, they might not be in the mood either, but it's my job as a journalist to be insensitive for entertainment purposes." -Kim 'Sommersby' Day, "Kath and Kim"

Montgomery Flange: "Lesson 49: Object animation. What do you see in front of you?"
Howard Moon: "A pencil."
Montgomery Flange: "A pencil? No, no, no! Look! It's Niagara Falls! It's a seagull! It's cheese in the shape of a question mark! It's anything you bloody want it to be! You try!"
-The Mighty Boosh, "The Chokes"

"Could I have gotten my casts two weeks ago? *Technically*...yes. BUT. I really, really like it when you serve me food."
-Andy Dwyer, "Parks & Recreation"

"LAAAAAMP. I wish you were a lamp that would light up when you got touched."
-Andy Dwyer, "Parks & Recreation"

"From now on, all my locks shall be key-less."
-Wisdom Cube (The Dumbass-Ahedratron), "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

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